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Name:	John Stamos
Email:	John@TheRippers.com
Age:	35
Location:	Los Angeles, CA
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	Comet. I love that cute little gaffer. (He's a good pickup for chicks)
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	I would probably spend it on my beautiful wife Rebecca. (Or buy a few new motorcycles)
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	Mexico. I hear they have some good looking kids there for pretty cheap
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	Physicality, mainley really young looking.
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	Change the oil in my motorcycle, or change their own diaper
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	Drive my motorcycle until the bitter end. Or maybe go to a daycare.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	I think we should all be as kind as Michelle Tanner. She's so nice, smart, and delicious. I mean......gorgeous.....no......CUTE! That's it, cute!
What is your favorite food?:	Mary-Kate is Definitely tastier than Ashley Olsen.
What do you consider to be your best trait:	My hair, arms, legs, chest, face, muscles, and butt. Plus my motorcycle
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	Motorocycle, and porn collection
What is your favorite website?:	www.childfun.com

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(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 152.163.189.230)

hey you suck but i like mary-kate and ashley thats the only reason why im writting right now so if you still talk to mary-kate and ashley tell them that quanett said hi and ask them if they could write me at this e mail adrees k well i got to go love quanett

(#2) Mr.John Stamos posted on Jan 26, 2003 (IP: 152.163.189.230)

I heard some Anonymous Jerk Off was bad mouthing me on this site! Hey Loser who's bangin Becca? Not you! I think your so angry because you have to sink your sausage into that Mullet headed 3rd generation trailer trash you call your wife.And then when your done the rest of her family finishes her off for you.We all have our lives to live.Sorry I got to go Becca is calling,I got work to do.(if you know what I mean) think about it.(duh)

(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 23, 2003 (IP: 66.74.200.160)

Look Twin Mullets - the hair dresser must of hated those two fags

(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 20, 2003 (IP: 198.81.27.6)

you cant be serious???? rebecca dump john dirt and marry me.....at least do me

(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 20, 2003 (IP: 24.159.33.166)

ok u need to fucking cut your damn hair ok bud? and you sound like the fag that tried to pick me up the other day at food city witht hat stupid ass dog!!

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