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Name:	Paul Friese-Greene
Email:	never you mind!
Age:	36
Location:	Hanwell allotments
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	Slimy Worms - great for the garden and allotment...and sexual pleasure
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	Get a bigger allotment. And feed the local winos in return for dirty pleasures.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	My allotment
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	Ideal woman (or worm) would be a fashion buyer with a penchant for white, minimalist bedrooms.
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	Help me dig my allotment.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	Pick the last of the spring onions from the allotment.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	Regrow my mullet.
What is your favorite food?:	Anything I grow myself.
What do you consider to be your best trait:	I'm The Prof - all my traits are my best traits!
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	My allotment
What is your favorite website?:	this one, of course.

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Top Comments
(#1) Dino from SA posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 168.209.98.67)

That mullet needs to come out the closet.

(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 12.152.5.15)

Secretly wishes he could suck his own COCK!!!

(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 152.163.189.230)

you look like you just raped a monkey!

(#4) urmullet posted on Jan 26, 2003 (IP: 67.3.25.184)

yeah, your mullet is too long on the sides......advice....SHAVE THE SIDES!!!!

(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 25, 2003 (IP: 207.93.42.48)

not cool he has socks in his crouch and a candle lit under his balls