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Name:	Johnny Potential
Email:	JohnnyInVegas@kriminal.com
Age:	24
Location:	Midtown USA
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	Nothings cooler than a jungle cat, except maybe Johnny
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	I'd start a club in Vegas, I'd play every night with my combo, man they swing
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	Vegas! To meet the man .... the GOD himself....Wayne Newton (at this point Mr. Potential bowed his head in holy reverance)
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	I'm lookin' for a sexy dame, ohhhhh...about 5'8
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	Sit down, shut up, n'keep quiet till it's all over
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	Throw myself upon the mercy of the Heavans. My time is not yet come! MY TIME IS NOT YET COME!!!!
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	Well it doesn't really matter how I answer this does it? My theory is that no one reads these stupid profiles down this far, all they want to see is the glorious mullet picture. HAH!!!
What is your favorite food?:	Sushi
What do you consider to be your best trait:	My pipes. I couldn't be the best damn lounge singer in the village without 'em!
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	My lustrous locks
What is your favorite website?:	www.thesongsofjohnny.com

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Top Comments
(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 80.13.249.201)

did they actually let you into the prom?

(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 64.187.44.203)

no one would listen to you sing because you have a mullet

(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 152.163.189.230)

Talking about going to vagas and being lucky well uhh, before u get lucky with money, u best be lucky obody shoots u between the eyes

(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 66.227.206.68)

come on guys u know the rule spiky on the top

(#5) mullethater posted on Jan 24, 2003 (IP: 216.87.67.66)

sick! cut that thing off before someone sees you