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Name:
Motimbe, The Chosen One
Email:
urbanhunter@bunk.org
Age:
24
Location:
The big, twisting, evil city
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
I care not for animals, they supply me with food to fill my belly, and clothes to keep me warm. I favour only the ones that are fat, slow, and have thick pelts.
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
I'd burn it. Society makes me sick. I live happy. I blend in with my urban ways, and I roam the streets hunting for lawyers and businessmen, their meats are as sweet as sugar, and their pelts are suitable for a cold winter.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
I would travel to the heart of the beast, the downtown core. It is currently too dangerous a route to travel alone. Most do not return. Surely that way lies death.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
I will take a wife that can hold her own in this dangerous territory. One that can cook and clean for me, and fight off solicitors that come by night.
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
Kill for me.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
I would pass on all I have learned in my travels to the corrupted children of this land.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
I seek to tame the great city, to make it hospitable to human life
What is your favorite food?:
Fresh lawyer thighs
What do you consider to be your best trait:
My streetwise sense of observation
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
My dagger
What is your favorite website?:
www.bunk.org


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(#1) The chosen one posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 212.250.100.123)
You stole my name, see you in court!
(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 205.188.209.172)
your a virgin aren't you go to a street corner they have plenty of what you need there
(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 66.227.206.68)
if i ever saw this guy on the street i think i would run as fast as i could the other way
(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 25, 2003 (IP: 152.163.189.72)
That mullet is straight up nasty you win! lol
(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 23, 2003 (IP: 66.74.200.160)
at this point you have to ask yourself - who the hell doesn't know what a mullet is and - how bad it looks
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