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Name:
GOWAN!!!
Email:
gowan@gowan.com
Age:
53
Location:
It is not known where Gowan lives, however it is rumoured that he dwells deep below the earth's surface, where he reverts to his primal liquid form amongst the molten lava, that's why he's so damn hot
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
You, you're a strange animal, that's what I know!
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
I made 10 mil off that Strange Animal song, and spent it all on debauchery
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
I have visited every place on earth. Since I am Gowan, I can go anywhere, even where humans cannot. My personal favourite is the Marianas Trench. They got some weiiiird shit down there! Whoa!
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
Poofy hair
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
Tell me I'm great
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
I am Gowan. I will live forever. Now, away with you.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
I can, and have changed everything I wanted to, I am Gowan
What is your favorite food?:
I require not food, for I am Gowan!
What do you consider to be your best trait:
My immortality
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
The humans, they buy my albums
What is your favorite website?:
www.gowan.com


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(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 172.193.162.161)
ThAt SucKs! U bE tRiPpIn OlD mAn wIt No StyLe! U lOoK lIkE uR gAy! TTCC fo Life! represent
(#2) Tre Bor posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 195.92.168.165)
ah a rare shaggy-quiff hybrid, popular before my time i'm afraid but i like it very much. very good condition. i have a few of these myself includung my favourite, ginger.
(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 24, 2003 (IP: 152.163.189.230)
You are not John Stamos from Full House.....or, in simpler terms: GET A DAMN HAIR CUT!!!!
(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 23, 2003 (IP: 141.213.241.53)
You are NOT David Bowie, but good try.
(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 22, 2003 (IP: 67.226.227.121)
you are fuckin ugly!!! get a damn hair cut you fag!
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