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Name:
James M. Polk 38th President of the United States of America
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Age:
176
Location:
Washington, DC
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
I love the bald eagle, because it represents freedom in the USA for everyone. Except for those dirty n!&&$rs.
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
I would most certainley give it to my country's debt fund. With that amount of money, surely we could eliminate our debt be half.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
I would go to Mexico with my army backing me up, and take that dirty country for ourselves. We could turn it into a prosperous place instead of the dank hole it is now.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
I am married, sir. That is an innapropriate question.
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
I love it when my wife is wating for me in the Lincoln room surrounded by numerous candles. That is absolutely gorgeous.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
Make sure my country could be taken care of when I pass. There is nothing more important than the longevity of the USA. Not even my own.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
To have the entire world join the United States, the best country in the world
What is your favorite food?:
Chicken.
What do you consider to be your best trait:
I am told by supporters that my ankles are quite nice.
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
Of course, the United States of America is the most important thing in my life.
What is your favorite website?:
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(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 26, 2003 (IP: 12.216.32.251)
Wasn't Gerald Ford the 38th President? He could have had a skullet though since he was bald.
(#2) kelsey posted on Jan 26, 2003 (IP: 64.12.96.236)
thats not a mullet! its an old fashion hair style!!!
(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 25, 2003 (IP: 207.93.42.48)
cool 1 of r presidents had a mullet
(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 24, 2003 (IP: 205.204.242.21)
out with the new, in with the old
(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 24, 2003 (IP: 66.38.60.245)
For all i am concerned, you led our country with MULLET-PRIDE! george W. should follow in your glorious footsteps.
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