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Name:	Wang 'Drive the lane' Wu-tang
Email:	allstarz@DaNBA.com
Age:	30
Location:	Eh yo, I can play any position on da' b-ball courtz.
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	Me, eh yo. I am da` animal on deh basketball court!!
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	Buy ma` self in-to deh NBA and show Shaq how to really drive the lane to deh hoop!!
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	I jus` wanna visit deh rim. One day me dunk! ONE DAY EH YO!
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	too busy playin` deh basketball with ma` teammates to look for the womenz
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	read ma` answer above.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	I WOULD SLAM DUNK. I WILL SLAM DUNK THE BALL!
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	Me=6 footed tall.
What is your favorite food?:	I`ma too busy shoot the hoops to EAT
What do you consider to be your best trait:	M`ah mad basketball skillz
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	DOY! BASKETBALL OF COURSE!
What is your favorite website?:	http://www.nba.com

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