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Name:	Red 'Puffball' Freedy
Email:	freak@freak.net
Age:	48
Location:	I exist in a vaccuum
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	The lion, oh what a natural mullet!
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	More hairspray, more I say!
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	High atop a mountain, where my wonderous mullet can flow free with the breeze, and roar over the whole valley
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	Minimum of 3 teeth, 6 fingers, and one leg
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	Massage my cranium
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	Make amends
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	The mullet-on-mullet hate must stop! For Christ's sake, we are brothers and sisters!
What is your favorite food?:	Fire
What do you consider to be your best trait:	My surgically-enhanced pupils
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	The flaming spider's nest atop my skull
What is your favorite website?:	www.perm-plus.com

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Top Comments
(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 204.252.154.241)

betcha 20 bucks this guy is dead by now

(#2) Cunt Cake posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 205.186.122.19)

omg i want you so badly! Fuck me hard babyy mmmmm...

(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 142.176.136.242)

oh my god...i'm getting sick to my stomach looking at this guy....i'm going to go hide and cry now....nooooooooooo!

(#4) Tre Bor posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 195.92.168.166)

A ginger shaggy-poodle crossbreed, well cared for but untrained. Better luck next time.

(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 166.89.18.10)

YOur mullet is kick fuckin ass. Keep the party in the back and the business up front, you WILL get tons of chicks!!!!!