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Name:	Jake 'Chick Magnet' Cheever
Email:	mullmuzzer@labrie.net
Age:	37
Location:	Denny's, a state of mind!
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	I like them little fillies
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	Buy my local Denny's restaurant and live there among the patrons
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	Well shit! Denny's my man!
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	High pain threshold, low intelligence
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	guy/girl? Oh you mean like chicks with dicks!?! I love those too!
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	Run away and join corporate America
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	Get that fucking FREAK Billy Mays and his fucking Oxi-Clean the fuck off my TV set! Christ!
What is your favorite food?:	Bagel bites! Mmmmmm
What do you consider to be your best trait:	My willingness to compromise, and my primo mullet dude!
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	Rehab, they got some hot chicks in there
What is your favorite website?:	www.scatlovers.com

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Top Comments
(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 207.99.16.132)

yea whichh one is sporting the mullet in this pic

(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 26, 2003 (IP: 64.12.96.236)

we gave you a 2 bc you eat shit

(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 25, 2003 (IP: 205.188.208.168)

Another high class redneck inbred piece of shit,why r u allowed to live while others die,a total waste of oxygen

(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 23, 2003 (IP: 141.213.241.53)

You will never get chicks with that mullet

(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 23, 2003 (IP: 65.81.165.72)

WHICH ONE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE MULLET>