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Name:
Randy Elwood
Email:
thecat@super.com
Age:
42
Location:
Chicago, Illinois, US
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
I must say I...greatly admire the proud, strong lion. So graceful, yet powerful, and masculie. So...regal...so... beautiful. Oh yeah.
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
Well....let's say I'd...enjoy life. I would purchase a yacht, and host the best parties, with the best people, the best champagne, the best music, the best cocaine, the best... well, you get the idea. All the handsomest young men would come to my parties, and I would charm them with my elegance, wealth, and soft-spoken nature.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
I would visit the best parties in the hottest clubs around.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
Well, let's say I'm a real....man's man. I prefer the company of handsome young men. You do.... understand me don't you? You might say I'm quite 'randy' tonight
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
Make sweet love to me on the beach in the moonlight. Mmmm yes, that would be.... exquisite....oh Johnathan...you won't be needing those swim trunks tonight, they must be so....uncomfortable . Ohhh yes....but I'm rambling. Next question, if you please.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
I would tell all the men that I love exactly how I feel. After all, straight is only a state of mind.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
Oh come on, please, let's not all be so uptight. Young men of the world, you know what I mean.
What is your favorite food?:
Mmmmmmmmmen
What do you consider to be your best trait:
My elegance, followed by my long flowing mane, followed by my pet rooster
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
All the beautiful people
What is your favorite website?:
www.casualencounters.com


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Top Comments
(#1) mullet lover posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 205.133.211.107)
too slicked back, mess it up a little
(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 24.244.212.15)
nasty......wash that grease out wit that bottle
(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 159.191.12.24)
you suck! You are gay enough said.
(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 12.241.214.3)
you suck on that like youve done it before
(#5) Andy Dick posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 64.201.72.124)
Hey Randy, you're so cute, don't listen to the others, you sure are so sexy... You can stop by my place any time. Mullets turn me on :-)
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