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Email:
From: Diane Harris
I need to know what can be done as far as removing "Grady Nations" picture from the site. Someone posted this on there and has really slammed him and we need to know what we can do as far as getting the photo removed immediately. I am Mr. Nations Fan Club President and I am very appalled that anyone could be so cruel and post such garbage as this about Mr. Nations. Please let me know what Mr. Nations can do in regards to this matter.
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From: Grady Nations
Your disclaimer is wrong. I am Grady Nations and this is my album cover in which I hold the copyright. You will remove it from your garbage sight or the next contact you will get from me will be through my attorney, Ms. Michelle Poss in Nashville, TN. I will be checking in again as my fan club president has brought you idiots to my attention. I will take this for action. You can count on that.


Email:
From: Brian Krieger
i like your site but we need to talk. the osama bin mullet guy needs to be taken off of your site. the attempt at humor, which i realize you guys are good at, falls short with this guy. It is sick enough that the guy who submitted the photo and info did that, but with so much other funny stuff on your web site this disgusting submission reeks.i am starting a site to have at least this photo and bio taken from your site. please email me at bkrieger@tampabay.rr.com for a retort or to support or disparage my position.


Email:
From: Grant
You obviously have no clue what you are talking about, people love the mullet not think it is shit. People respect others who grow it. It used to be worn as a sign of power and wealth not low income or poverty. Maby it has had more of a trailer park look in recent years after Billy Ray Cirus but before then and back till the begining of time it was of clergy. People would wear wigs that resembled the mullet to show their power and wealth. I myself have a mullet and im not trailer trash. Ive been growing it for a solid year now and im attending Arizona State University in the degree of Aerospace engineering and i recieve so many compliment from my freinds and random people of how cool my mullet is and from then people respect me for it. You need to look back at the past before you start throwing down random opinionated comments about the mullet.


Email:
From: shireef@gamebox.com
Subject: Hate mail
Looked interesting til I got to the last sentence or two in your report. This looks like something I am totally not interested in. I am not sorry it has taken you so long to write. Dont want anymore mail like this. Was not as impressed as I had hoped to be. Pedophiles???
Response:
Excuse me Mr. Shireef, but I seek to clear my tarnished name. (You cannot tarnish a rusted blade...you say, with a sinister chuckle. Hey, that was mean, guy!). But enough with this silliness!

My name is Shoon McBean, and I personally wrote the "What is a mullet?" essay featured on the front page of www.ratemymullet.com . I'm struggling to understand your message, I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to say, but it's obvious that you have grossly misinterpreted what I wrote. Again, I'm not EXACTLY sure what you mean, but I take it that you're suggesting that either myself or Rob are pedophiles. NOT at all sir. Besides the fact that we're almost young enough to be a pedophile's prey, I think I can speak for both of us when I say that we are young, sane, heterosexual males, with all the usual appetites. Of course I can't be certain for Robert, he does have his festive moments. A few times I've run into him strangling himself with women's nylons, but more on that later. At any rate, nowhere have I said anything about us or anyone we know having pedophilic leanings. I think the idea of people having sexual feelings for children is pretty revolting, and the idea of people acting on them just breaks my heart. Children are innocent creatures who think not of anything sexual at any time, and is (rightly so) a crime to steal that from them. The end paragraph of my report was simply poking fun at the idea that people sporting the mullet-do (AKA Kentucky Waterfall, Beaver Paddle, Ape Drape, etc) generally enjoy child pornography much more than people without mullets (coldnecks). I'm sorry for you if you're offended by the idea of using child pornography in a joke, but hey, free speech...blah...blah...blah. IF I were the type of mentally-fubarred individual that enjoyed looking at naked 8-year-olds (WHICH I DO NOT!!) I would even legally be allowed to advocate that opinion on the internet, untouchable by individuals such as yourself. I'm sure that some whack-ass dude has a pro-kiddie-porn site somewhere on the net, just as the KKK has a website, all sick but true. As for your grammar, spelling, and general comprehension of the english language - I won't make it my business to advocate my opinions here about the nation's current education system, I'm deathly afraid of confrontation! Basically, child porn is an atrocity, I was making a joke about mullets. Please don't send me any more mean letters, my emotional state is rather fragile at the moment, and the slightest thing might push me off the edge. I have a bottle of crazy pills, and I'm not discounting the idea of ingesting them..all. If you must respond, please be kind...remember - you misinterpreted my report, that's all, no harm done, no bigs dude!

PS - Our site IS interesting! My mullet report took maybe 5 minutes to write! And....yes, I would LOVE more hate mail!
Finally, no we're not pedophiles!
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This asshole lied about his email address so he never recieved this reply.


Email:
From: email
Subject: Viva La Mullet.
I've a wonderful mullet story for you.  Yes, just for you.  Feel special yet?  Well, I tried.

Anyway, it was a cold, gloomy morning... and they lived happily ever after.
No, okay, seriously this time...

Back in May of 2000, I met a 42-year-old woman with a major mullet going on.  I thought, "Wow, this woman's going STRAIGHT to hell for this one."  About 2 months later, I find out my mom is a lesbian.  Next, I find that Mullet-Woman is my mother's lover.  I was shakin' in my boots at the thought of this woman being my second mom.  Hell, the thought of having a second mom at all is scary in itself.  Anyway, Mullet-Woman moves in and my mom says to me one day, she says, "Don't you love [Mullet-Woman]'s hair?  I think I'm going to get that done soon."  I begged, I pleaded, but to no avail.  I left her alone for a whole week to return and find... Mullet-Woman #2.  It's true, it's true.  VIVA LA FUCKIN' MULLET.

...oh... and they lived happily ever after.

By the way, don't freak out trying to figure out who I am or if you know me or where you know me from, etc... because you don't.  I'm some random Internet junky that happened to stumble upon RateMyMullet.com.
-Melissa
Response:
Thank you very much Melissa, your beautiful story has touched my heart and reminded us all here at Ratemymullet.com that love crosses all borders, even trans-mullet ones. If you send us a picture of this fantabulous mullet duo, I will (for the purposes of this conversation) bake you a cake. More importantly, I will be forever greatful. However we'd settle for a photo of one of them...in fact we'd settle for nothing.... as usual. Some racy photos of the pair in action for my personal collection might be nice, for those long cold nights when.....I mean.... nevermind, my lawyer has urged me to discontinue this line of questioning. But seriously, I love feedback from people, and yours was certainly no exception!

Thanks.
Shane