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Name:	Austin Loxbury
Email:	AussieRules@footbalAU.net
Age:	34
Location:	Canberra, Australia
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	Ahhhh the lion, I love the way they just pounce on their prey
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	I'd start my own rugby league, only REAL MEN would play, not these sissy, nancy-boys they've got in the so-called 'professional' league
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	I'd go over to the USA, and show 'em how it's done. That faggot crap they call 'football' is a total travesty!
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	As long as she ain't a bloody dag I'm happy. It's happened before!
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	Scrum with me on the front lawn
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	Play my last game with me mates, and have 'em go real rough on me
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	Everyone should have to play true football. It strengthens the body and mind.
What is your favorite food?:	I eat sissy soccer players and NFL nancies for breakfast
What do you consider to be your best trait:	My winning attitude, and smile
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	The field, the ball, and me mates, all equally
What is your favorite website?:	www.aussierulesfootball.net

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(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 31, 2003 (IP: 12.225.254.139)

there was no one on the other line, was there?

(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 207.136.232.83)

hes wearing a ford shirt,, only a 1

(#3) Alapaecia posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 212.250.100.122)

Good mullet mate. Losing it a bit on the top though

(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 24.244.212.15)

lose the mullet and some of the weight

(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 198.81.27.6)

mullets not bullets! the road to hell must be lined with bushes..haha haha haha