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Name:	Frank National
Email:	brady@lessthansalvageablerecords.com
Age:	29
Location:	Music City, Tennessee
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	I like cats, their nice and soft and curvy. They purr when ya stroke 'em. Yes sir, just niiiice and sloooooow. Mmm hmm.
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	Hot damn! Then I'd be able to finance the distribution of my new record
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	Graceland! Woooeee! Oh yeah I'm goin' to Graceland, in Memphis Tennesee, I'm going to Graceland!
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	I like a woman that can make a grown man cry, if it wasn't obvious enough!
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	Make me -a grown man- cry! Hey it hasn't happened yet but I can't wait!
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	I would make as many copies of my album as I could, to be my legacy!
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	I wish more grown men would cry, it really helps us get in touch with our feelings.
What is your favorite food?:	Grits!
What do you consider to be your best trait:	My songs are gifts straight from the Lord Above, uh-huh!
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	My music, and my guitar...her name is Francine!
What is your favorite website?:	www.MY_MUSIC_CAREER_IS_PATHETIC.com

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Top Comments
(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 64.12.96.236)

you do have a mullet, but whay the bald head ? that's not necessarly a full fleadged mullet

(#2) someguy posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 64.228.58.122)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's more of a skullet than a mullet!

(#3) mullet raper posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 194.82.192.9)

Eat shit and die you ugly motherfucker with the mullet that looks like their hair has just been cum on.

(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 24.54.69.215)

i want a copy of that new record HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

(#5) nicolina smith posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 65.93.184.161)

you suck monkey cock! dont ever sing again