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Name:	Robert Keyuka
Email:	Sorry. I don't have computers.
Age:	18
Location:	Mississippi, USA
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	Um, I don't know, I like little mouses. They don't say much, it's easy to keep 'em happy.
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	My daddy says he don't recognize this government's money. He'd take it all away and burn it.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	I'd have to ask my dad. He wouldn't let me go to most countries, he says foreigners are impure, and not to be trusted.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	My Pappy says I can't date till I'm 25, and it has to be a proper, pliable young white Christian virgin girl.
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	One time my teacher said I was a special young man and kissed me on the forehead.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	I'd spend it with my daddy out on the range, takin' pot shots.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	I wish my daddy would let me look at girls. They're so soft. I mean, a man has certain....urges.
What is your favorite food?:	Used to be pizza, but my dad says I can't eat it cuz it was invented by those I-talians.
What do you consider to be your best trait:	My God-loving Christian ways
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	The Confederate Flag!
What is your favorite website?:	www.billslater.com

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(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 212.250.100.123)

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(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 12.241.214.3)

teash came over after school today, and would not go away

(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 194.80.32.10)

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(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 66.227.206.68)

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(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 26, 2003 (IP: 65.128.68.27)

This is Arthur Burton of Edinburgh, Indiana. Really!!