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Name:
Dennis Chalmers
Email:
sexy_smile69@earthlink.net
Age:
35
Location:
Columbus, Ohio
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
I like dogs. They're always rarin' to go!! Come on, you know what I mean!
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
I'd start my own youth drop-in centre for the kids after school. There'd be all kinds of dark corners and special rooms, and a refreshment centre where I'd serve all kinds of special drinks. We'd play all kinds of special games, like The Crotchgrab-a-thon, Dennis in the Dark, and my personal favourite...Where'd My Clothes Go?
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
I'd like to go to Mexico, and....hang out. They're not so uptight about age down there.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
Freshness, charm, suggestability
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
Drink a few Dennis Delights and pass out on my couch.
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
Tell the police what I did.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
Please!! 'Corrupting a Minor?' What's up with that?
What is your favorite food?:
potatoes.... potatoes..... POTATOES!!!
What do you consider to be your best trait:
My fabulous cardigan, or maybe my elegant jewelry, or maybe my poofy hair
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
All of God's wonderful children
What is your favorite website?:
www.legalrapedrugs.com


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(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 24.156.86.138)
holy carp looks like an animal died on his head
(#2) David Fay posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 202.144.34.210)
That is a happening mullet Dennis nicely complemented by the 70's porno moustache. Worthy of an award.
(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 209.158.180.130)
thats the worst mullet i have ever seen !!
(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 24.85.30.147)
makethem sounds more stupid in the text next time
(#5) Tre Bor posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 195.92.168.165)
nice, well groomed and trained. a little lack lustre but a good basic fantailed mullet. if he spent less time weaving lip rugs and more on his mullet he could be onto a winner.
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