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Name:
Jamie Dixon
Email:
jamie@highwayturtles_theband.com
Age:
44
Location:
Random small bars in southern Ontario...and my parents house
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
highway turtles (MY OLD BAND) used to be my fav.....we were so popular in highschool...I thought we were gonna be famous..I stopped focusing on academics and focused on the band..and now look at me....*opens another beer*
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
rehab didn't work....so I won't waste my money on that. uhhhh, I hate life. I would put it towards the band..but I know we wouldn't go far anyways.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
I just wanted to tour around the world with my band..now I am a washed up fat drummer......uhhh...why did this have to happen to me.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
Just gimme a few god damn beers and I don't give a shit
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
girls use to cheer and shout at me when I was in highschool in my band...now look at me! I play at tiny bars, and drink my profits. I still live at my parents house.......uhhhhhh *opens another beer*
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
uhhhh.....probably just kill myself beforehand.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
Why couldn't the highway turtles have gone far? Why *opens yet another beer* oh why!.....I'm living off 30-year old memories..how pathetic...
What is your favorite food?:
whatever I can scrounge up in my parents refrigerator.
What do you consider to be your best trait:
I live at my parents. I am a burned out fat drummer. I sleep all day and get drunk all night. You choose you god damn asshole.
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
death looks promising.
What is your favorite website?:
http://*opens up last beer*....*passes out*


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Top Comments
(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 24.244.212.15)
fat man drinking beer with mullet...could u get anymore gross..nasty... ...PURE trash
(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 142.176.136.242)
Holy shit! look at the pot on that thing!
(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 216.117.76.209)
THIS HOMO IS 44 AND LIVES WITH HIS MOM AND DAD GOD WHAT A LOSER
(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 66.227.206.68)
i bet this guy had a mullet his whole life
(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 207.99.16.132)
keep chuging maybe ur mullet will grow as big as your drinking problem
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