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Name:
The Conspiracy Guy
Email:
conspiracyguy@spacecast.com
Age:
30
Location:
I'm everywhere man! *jumps and makes karate pose*
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
Favourite animal? What kind of question is that? What are you getting at? Is this in code? Who's in charge here? What are you going to do with my picture you monsters? I have powerful friends! Don't think you won't pay!
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
I'd buy the CHUM corporation, at least a small part of it, so that I could get my theories out even more often than now! Of course I mean fictitous, exaggerated joke theories.... yeahhh, that's all they are.... jokes.... *nervous look*
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
It doesn't matter where I go, they're always there, they're always watching me. They're probably watching me riiiiiight now! *waves around in the air* I BET YOU THINK YOU GOT ME FOOLED YOU BASTARDS!!! WELL NO!! I'M ON TO YOU ALL!!! HAHAHAHAH
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
I know a guy/girl who knows a guy/girl, no names, but rumor has it that I'm lookin' for a guy/girl who shares my half-baked sense of paranoia. Y'know, just because you're paranoid, it don't mean they're not after you!
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
2 things - first aiding, then embedding
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
My lifespan ranges from 2-8 hours at any given time, depending on where I am, how close they are on my trail, and how many avenues of escape I have
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
Shhhhhhhhh! *looks around nervously* Not so loud.... they can hear us right now.
What is your favorite food?:
Whatever I can cram down my throat in between shootings of each week's rant
What do you consider to be your best trait:
Well for starters, I'm the only one who REALLY KNOWS WHAT'S GOIN' ON MAN!!!!
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
*anguished look, pulling on hair* I....I don't.... I can't deal with this right now, I've been standing in one spot for too long now... I gotta go! *scuttles hurried*
What is your favorite website?:
www.rickwharton.com


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(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 80.13.249.201)
and here we have a fine specimin of a fudgepacker
(#2) queenie posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 216.68.45.18)
You have some serious issuess, and I think you need to lay the pipe down please....You are scaring me. Now I think someone is after me..... Help..It is a huge giant MULLETT...I CAN'T BREATH......
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(#4) trent posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 205.188.209.172)
worst mullet yet its still like premullet/long hair kinda deal
(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 24, 2003 (IP: 216.87.67.66)
no person w/ a mullet is strait...or cool
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