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Name:
Derek 'Wheels' Wheeler
Email:
hope_neil@sympatico.net
Age:
17
Location:
Who knows, Ontario. Maybe even Kingston!!! (I hope)
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
I don't fucking care about animals, what the hell do they ever do? Leave me alone. You're not my real mother, y'old bag, slag off!
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
I'd buy a nice big house and stuff to impress my dad Mike, and he'd come to live with me, and he'd love me, and everything would be great! Promise!
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
I'd like to go to Port Hope, to be with my dad Mike, he's really cool, he's in a rock band!
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
I usually stick with chicks...except this one time, I kinda experimented with this guy while I was hitchiking....'Come on Derek, this will feel good' It wasn't as good for me as it was for him.
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
Touch my thigh, and rub it. Oh yeah...that feels good. Hey homo, stop touching me!! I wish my parents were back *sob*
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
Fuck all. I probably don't have much more time anyways, I'm such a fuck up!!
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
No more drunk driving! Whew, I learned my lesson.
What is your favorite food?:
My dirty Grandmammy, I ate her after I killed the bitch.
What do you consider to be your best trait:
My frames brah, my frames. Check out these fuckin' specs!
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
Mike Nelson. Come back Mike! I'm your son!! Don't you care about me?!?! Waghhhhhhhhh!!
What is your favorite website?:
www.degrassi.org


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(#1) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 128.211.198.175)
you are the biggest dork i have ever seen
(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 66.243.104.34)
you are so gloriously hot sweetheart!! George Dubya
(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 142.176.136.242)
Derek this is your grandma. I can't believe you walked out on me and your grandfather. Just because he sits in his wheelchair all day and drools while watching wrestling doesn't mean we don't love you! And the nerve of you to go to Joey's and steal money from his mother! No wonder your real Daddy don't want ya! He's got a woman and a new kid on the way! You should have stayed with that molester. He could have done you good and knocked some sense into you maybe..all you used to do was skip school and go to the damn arcade and stuff your face with fries! You'll never get laid...I've changed my mind. DON't COME HOME. Go sleep on snake's porch some more.
(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 213.249.155.235)
Your attempt at a mullet is fucking pathetic
(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 24.73.27.38)
Derek, you look like a canuck Danny Noonan, only way more gay. What is this infatuation with your dad? I gave you a 4 out of pity.
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