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mullet 34

Name:	Dick Benson
Email:	idrunkbeer32@hotmail.com
Age:	32
Location:	I drive a god damn taxi, I can go wherever the fuck I want!
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	My fucking second wife, she does whatever I want her to do. 'Hey bitch, do my friggin' laundry'.
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	man, buy me a few more wives, a bigger house, and fuckin' quit my job...than while I got no job I would stand around the taxi office laughing at the fucking idiotic dispatchers..those fucking morons!
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	Fuck man, I would go to a whore house for the rest of my life.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	..look for In a guy eh?No fag talk in my taxi, or you will end up in the fucking trunk alright buddy?
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	When I wake up in the morning, my fucking wife will have a big cup of coffee waiting for me. Man she is much better than the first wife!
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	fuck, party hardy, get drunk man. Maybe go run over the fucking dispatchers, those god damn welfare assholes.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	You don't wanna fucking know man.
What is your favorite food?:	whatever my wife makes me. It's her job to cook the food, clean the dishes and all that other housework shit. If she doesn't leep the house clean she knows the punishments.
What do you consider to be your best trait:	You should see me drive, I can give an old man a heart attack with my crazy driving.
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	nothing, fucking nothing.
What is your favorite website?:	http://www.beer.com

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(#1) Hank Hotrod posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 205.186.122.19)

Hey y'all Jimmy Joe, Member to bring condoms for our "Hunting Trip"! err...I mean...bullets...yeah... <3love, Hank Hotrod

(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 66.185.84.79)

i guess ill give you a 2 for your shades you pussy

(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 142.176.136.242)

I wouldn't want to be locked in a car with him! RAPE!!!!!!!!

(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 172.133.159.75)

wow i just read the word fuck waaaaay too many times. it became kind of rapacious!!!

(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 25, 2003 (IP: 205.188.208.168)

Taxi drivers are the scum of the earth I'd rather be a welfare recipient,thgis guy is a no brain dipshit who couldnt put a meaningful thought together if he had to

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