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Name: |
Shane MacPherson, it's me!
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Email: |
can_utility@hotmail.com - Yes that's real
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Age: |
19
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Location: |
Fuckin' K-Town! Yeah!
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What is your favorite animal? Why?: | The tiger. Rarghhhhhhh! Need I say more?
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If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?: | I'd probably hire several personal assistants to make sure this NEVER happens again....and to tell me that everything I do matters!
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If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?: | Right now? Fuck, First Choice Haircutters. I'm so fuckin' desparate to get rid of this mullet that I'd even go to that sub-par haircutting establishment (known to produce more mullets than it destroys)
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What do you look for in a guy/girl?: | I want to be with a woman who's had several body parts replaced, 'improved' if you will, with highly superior robotic servo-mechanism-based platform limbs. You know, to make her stronger and shit! Fuckin' eh!
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What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?: | Cut my shitty half-assed mullet the fuck off of my head. Jesus.
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If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?: | Get doped up REAL good and watch all the colours run as my time runs down to zero
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If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?: | Did I mention my mullet? Okay, the story is - I haven't had a haircut in a long time, call it laziness. Today I noticed 'FUCK!! I almost have a mullet!!! AGHHHH!!!' Okay, it's not a mullet, but almost. Rob told me I was 'one of them' I was inclined to agree. I began to feel affected, and several symptoms appeared, uncontrollable rage, sudden unquenchable thirst for beer, I developed a strong southern drawl in my speech, and began talking louder and faster. The small part of my brain left unaffected by the infant mullet's still-underdeveloped tentacles knew that the situation had to be remedied. I managed to drive myself to First Choice, the trashiest place on earth, in a haze, and got the thing chopped off for real cheap - $3.21, more than most mullets can afford. I am now back to normal. Go wild - ape style!!
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What is your favorite food?: | Oh GREAT QUESTION ROB!!! I guess you're like a reporter for the New York Times now!!!
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What do you consider to be your best trait: | My new-found mullet-less head, and my strong anti-mullet will. The force is strong in this one.
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Who or what is the most important thing in your life?: | Oh the music, where would we be without it? We'd probably be rolling about in the streets talking to ourselves and kicking at eachother's shins
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What is your favorite website?: | What do you think? www.ratemymullet.com my man!!!
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