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Name:	Arthur Denker
Email:	arthurdenker@internetzone.com
Age:	56
Location:	West Virginia
What is your favorite animal? Why?:	I dun not care! I hate them animals that try and came up onto ma' porch!
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:	I would've hire a god damn computer boy to help me figure out how to use this god damn machine.
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:	In my day, we didn't ask that question to our elders.
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:	Is this some dang type of survey question for one of them internet porn scams? I got me' a' wife!
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:	Hell god damnit, if she could teach me to use the 'wu-wu-wu dot com' that would dang ol' be fine!
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:	FIGURE OUT WHY I CAN'T GET MY GOD DAMN PRINTER WORKING.
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:	why dun' these com-pu-ters needed to be so complicated for christ sake! In my day a pen and pencil was all we'sa got got them mathematics!
What is your favorite food?:	I do' eat whut-ever my wife makes me.
What do you consider to be your best trait:	whutever my god damn wife sayin, I dun' have a bad temper.
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:	I takin'them classes at nigh to use these god damn com-pu-ter machines so ma youngin's can E-MAIL me.
What is your favorite website?:	favourite what?

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(#1) mullet lover posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 205.133.211.107)

If my grandpa looked like that I would cry

(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 30, 2003 (IP: 80.13.249.201)

isnt he the guy in the werthers originals advert

(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 29, 2003 (IP: 206.45.7.44)

OMG WHAT A RETARDED MULLET!!!OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE MULLETS!!!!!!

(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 198.81.27.6)

yeah yeah... didn't even interest me at all... nope

(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 28, 2003 (IP: 142.176.136.242)

looking at you makes me piss my pants.