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Name:
John Jenkins
Email:
Paddle@beev.com
Age:
34
Location:
South Carolina, These U Ss of A!
What is your favorite animal? Why?:
Beavers of course. They remind me of my beaver paddle, which I use to paddle my way t'wards beaver!
If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?:
Uh shit! That's a lot of money! I'd probably pick up a few 24s, some cigarette cartons, a spankin' shotgun, some primo meth, a bag o'weed, some mountain-aged moonshine, and I'd go home and tell the rest of the pack we's eatin' good tonite!
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?:
Probably one o'them big cities up north, I hear they gots pretty little girls up there!
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:
I like little girls!
What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?:
Not fight when I try to have my way with 'em!
If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?:
I'd go insane! I'd cut my paddle off, wear half-decent clothes, and maybe go to school!
If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?:
I wish the damn government would get off ma back. If I wants my way with a minor, I'm gonna have it!
What is your favorite food?:
Beaver!
What do you consider to be your best trait:
My beaver paddle!
Who or what is the most important thing in your life?:
My woman, my daughters....I looooove my daughters *salivates*
What is your favorite website?:
http://www.ratemymullet.com


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(#1) Tre Bor posted on Jan 27, 2003 (IP: 195.92.168.165)
ah, a wild mullet. a rare sight these days. you can see the root of the modern breeds: long at back, short at front. not a genuine mullet by today's standards, more "bloke with long hair", like the guy who owns the bar above which I live...
(#2) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 26, 2003 (IP: 63.160.17.122)
thats not even a fucking mullet you faggits
(#3) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 25, 2003 (IP: 12.219.105.121)
if he thinks thats a mullet he's stupid
(#4) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 23, 2003 (IP: 66.38.60.245)
that aint no mullet, what a wanna be fag. maybe you should spend less time in the gym and more time growing your gay-as-fuck hair, you suck a fat one.
(#5) Anonymous Jerk posted on Jan 23, 2003 (IP: 64.21.101.32)
thats no freakin mullet...u have to sport it like a man
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